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Friday, November 2, 2007

Hooker Block

Lyrics to the songs
Prince's Darling Nicky
I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine
She said how’d u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
She took me 2 her castle And I just couldn’t believe my eyes
She had so many devicesEverything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out And Nikki started 2 grind
NikkiThe castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can’t tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin’ will kick your behindOh, she’ll show u no mercy
But she’ll sho’nuff sho’nuff show u how 2 grind
Darlin’ NikkiWoke up the next morning
Nikki wasn’t thereI looked all over and all I found Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said thank u 4 a funky timeCall me up whenever u want 2 grind
Oh, Nikki, ohhhhcome back Nikki, come back
Your dirty little Prince
wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind{backwards at the end...}"Hello, how r u’ I’m fine. ‘cause I know that the Lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon.

Sublime's Wrong Way
Annie's 12 years old, in two more she'll be a whore
Nobody ever told her it's the wrong way
Don't be afraid with the quickness you'll get laid
For your family get paid
It's the wrong wayI gave her all that I had to give
I'm gonna make it hard to live(Big) salty tears running down to her chin
And it ruins up her make-up
I never wanted
A cigarette pressed between her lips
But I'm staring at her titsIt's the wrong way
Strong if I can, but I am only a man
So I take her to the can
It's the wrong way
The only family that she's ever had
Is her seven horny brothers and a drunk-ass dad
He needed money so he put her on the street
Everything was going fine until the day she met me
Happy are you sad, wanna shoot your dad
I'll do anything I canIt's the wrong way
We talk all night, try to make it right
Believe me shit was tightIt was the wrong way
So run away if you wanna stayCause
I ain't here to make ya, oh no
It's up to you what you really wanna do
Spend some time in AmericaDub style!
She'll give you all that she got to give
But I'm gonna make it hard to live
Big salty tears rollin' down to her chin
And it smears up her make-up
I never wantedSo we ran away
And I'm sorry when I say, that straight to this very day
It was the wrong way
She took a hike it don't matter if I like it or not
Because she only wants the wrong way
I gave her all that I had to give
But she still wouldn't take it, oh no
Her two brown eyes are leaking like a sieve
But it still ruins her make-up
I never wanted

Beatie Boys She's Crafty
Well this girl came up to me - she says she's new in town
But the crew been said they seen her around
I thought they were right but I didn't wanna know
The girlie was Def and she wanted to go
I think her name is Lucy but they all call Loose
I think I thought I seen her on eighth and forty-deuce
The next think she said, "My place or yours?
Let's kick some bass behind closed doors!
"We got into the cab - the cab driver said
He recognized my girlie from the back of her head
He said a little something about tip to base
So I made him stop the cab to get out of the place
I shouldn't have looked back man I'll always regret it
Something's going on and I'll probably never get it
She was crying like a baby - stupid dumb
It's just too bad that girl's a bum(chorus)
She's crafty - she's gets around
She's crafty - she's always downShe's crafty - she's got a gripe
She's crafty - and she's just my type
She's craftyI spent my last dollar to by a Sabrett
When I seen this girl I could never forget
Now I like nothing better than a pretty girl smile
And I haven't seen a smile that pretty in a while
The girl came up to me she said she loved the show
Asked her to come home and she couldn't say,
"No!"We got the crib - there's Adam and D.
We didn't say a word - they just stared at meI said,
"I don't know her just met her tonight."
And Adrock started hiding everything in sightD. pulled me over said,
"Hid your gold,The girl is crafty like ice is cold!
"The girl is crafty - she knows all the moves
I started playing records - she knew all the grooves
He thought she was a thief - and D. was right
But I just figured she'd spend the night
When I woke up late in the afternoon
She had taken all the things from inside his room
I found myself naked in the middle of the floor
She had taken the bed and the chest of drawers
The mirror, the TV, the guitar cord
My remote control and my old skateboard
She robbed us blind - she took all we owned
And the boys blamed me for bringing her home

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